Have a good laugh on the jokes below during weekend......
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 QC tools to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front". oh..really....... the different between u & me is hard & soft...Tarzan
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Healty Juice to recommend
Healty Drink to you......
Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.
Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholestrol, and improve stomach upset and headache.
Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and bad breath.
Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.
Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce bodu heat.
Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.
Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.
Pear & Banana - To regulates sugar content.
Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization.
Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.
Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.
Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation.
Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.
Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholestrol, and improve stomach upset and headache.
Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and bad breath.
Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.
Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce bodu heat.
Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.
Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.
Pear & Banana - To regulates sugar content.
Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization.
Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.
Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.
Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation.
Working Mood Change
This is your state when you come to work......
MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY & SUNDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY & SUNDAY
Impact of Job Change......
Do enjoy this......
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Incredible 3D Street Art
Amazing! It looks so real to me......
The man is standing on top of the ball?
Help! Help! The Jaws!
The man is standing on top of the ball?
Be careful! Don't play around on the escalator!
Help! Help! The Jaws!
Refreshing......
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
7 Ways To Boost Your INCOME!
Unless you're a millionaire, you've probably found yourself wishing to earn extra income. The good news: there are more interesting and exciting ways to cure the "I want more money" blues.
1. Rent It Out
Rent out you own stuff. This includes renting a spare room, vacation homes, audiovisual systems, party equipment, computers and other items that people need for short-term use.
2. Recycle Trash
Collect and selling aluminum cans & old newspapers can make some extra income.
3. Cooking
You can cook up some great home-cooked meals for working parents and busy professionals.
4. Cleaning Service
Turn weekend into money making time. Try lawn mowing or car-washing from door-to-door.
5. PC Rescue / Web Page Design
If you are computer expert, try to earn income from computer servicing or web page design.
6. Tutoring
If you've a topic you can tutor in, offer your service to kids or adults.
7. Sale for unwanted items
Make some money to sell off your unwanted items like books, CDs, furniture & etc.
1. Rent It Out
Rent out you own stuff. This includes renting a spare room, vacation homes, audiovisual systems, party equipment, computers and other items that people need for short-term use.
2. Recycle Trash
Collect and selling aluminum cans & old newspapers can make some extra income.
3. Cooking
You can cook up some great home-cooked meals for working parents and busy professionals.
4. Cleaning Service
Turn weekend into money making time. Try lawn mowing or car-washing from door-to-door.
5. PC Rescue / Web Page Design
If you are computer expert, try to earn income from computer servicing or web page design.
6. Tutoring
If you've a topic you can tutor in, offer your service to kids or adults.
7. Sale for unwanted items
Make some money to sell off your unwanted items like books, CDs, furniture & etc.
Monday, April 16, 2007
IQ Testing! Let see how smart you are...
There are 4 mathematics questions for A, B, C & D students. The results are poor that only 3 students answer 2 questions correctly and 1 student answer totally wrong. Guess, which is the student get all the answer wrong.
Student A:
50, 49, 51, 48
Student B:
50, 48, 49, 51
Student C:
48, 50, 51, 49
Student D:
51, 49, 50, 48
Note: If you can catch the answer within
1 min = Excellent
3 min = Good
5 min = Moderate.
:) Let see how start you are, cheer!!! Scroll down to find the correct answer......
Answer: Student D
Correct asnwer was 50, 48, 51, 49
Student A, B & C each answer 2 questions correctly, student D get all the asnwers wrong.
Student A:
50, 49, 51, 48
Student B:
50, 48, 49, 51
Student C:
48, 50, 51, 49
Student D:
51, 49, 50, 48
Student A:
50, 49, 51, 48
Student B:
50, 48, 49, 51
Student C:
48, 50, 51, 49
Student D:
51, 49, 50, 48
Note: If you can catch the answer within
1 min = Excellent
3 min = Good
5 min = Moderate.
:) Let see how start you are, cheer!!! Scroll down to find the correct answer......
Answer: Student D
Correct asnwer was 50, 48, 51, 49
Student A, B & C each answer 2 questions correctly, student D get all the asnwers wrong.
Student A:
50, 49, 51, 48
Student B:
50, 48, 49, 51
Student C:
48, 50, 51, 49
Student D:
51, 49, 50, 48
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